Articles
Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
In a recent Flipside editorial meeting, the publication’s staff voted unanimously to resist changes to the university’s IHUM program, claiming it would eliminate the most convenient source of jokes...
February 3rd, 2012
Poll Finds Ron Paul Leading Among People Who Oppose Voter Registration
Findings from a recent Gallup Poll suggest that Republican Presidential Nominee Ron Paul is the clear leader among citizens who refuse to give their personal information to the government. The poll found...
February 2nd, 2012
Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
Cedro freshman Ralph Thomson, 19, was reportedly seen in lecture making an embarrassingly overt attempt to hide his erection in Making of the Modern World lecture the other day. Witnesses described the...
February 1st, 2012
Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
Alvin Peterson, a freshman who is enrolled in Econ 1A, has recently announced that he has discovered the solution to all of the country’s economic problems.
Having covered the first three chapters of...
January 31st, 2012
Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television.
Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it...
January 30th, 2012
Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”
By A SLAC Employee
This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries...
January 30th, 2012
Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs
Friends and acquaintances of sophomore Will Bradley report that his latest idea for a start-up consists of a product that is functionally indistinguishable from Google Docs. The “revolutionary” product,...
January 30th, 2012
Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA
Last week Coasta Concordia, an Italian cruise ship carrying 4,200 passengers, ran aground and capsized off the coast of Giglio in the Mediterranean Sea. According to Francesco Schettino, the ship’s captain,...
January 26th, 2012
Dining Hall Puts Morgan Freeman on MLK Day Posters
Stanford, CA — In an embarrassing incident Monday, staff members at the Arillaga family dining hall accidentally displayed a poster depicting famous actor Morgan Freeman, mistakenly claiming he was Martin...
January 24th, 2012
Wikipedia Suffered Huge Hangover After Blacking Out
After blacking out for an entire day on January 18th, Wikipedia reportedly had a huge headache and felt like it couldn’t eat anything, even though it knew it really should have.
Wikipedia awoke on January...
January 23rd, 2012
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