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Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close
Just days after announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign, Herman Cain found himself in the midst of yet another political scandal as Roberta Hernandez accused Cain of engaging in a “professional...
December 16th, 2011
WANTED: One Night Stand
Preferably white, with thin legs and stylish curves. Should be about waist-high. Won’t mind holding stacks of books, dirty dishes, and an alarm clock. Swedish design preferred.
November 14th, 2011
Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan-ites Rejoice as Dictator Replaced by New Dictator
Hope springs anew in the war- and poverty-plagued middle east as Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan holds democratic elections following the toppling of its long-standing dictatorship. Already, the new terrorist-sponsored...
November 10th, 2011
Heart Disease Found to be Purely Psychological
According to the results of a groundbreaking study performed at Harvard Medical School, heart disease is a purely psychological condition. Previously, scientists believed that heart disease was caused...
November 3rd, 2011
Freshman Heartbroken Over Lost Lanyard
Tragedy struck Friday afternoon at approximately 4:36 PM when freshman Stephen Salazar lost his lanyard.
“I was just biking to White Plaza to get my bike registered, and by the time I got there I realized...
September 30th, 2011
Against All Odds, Crothers Resident and Slav Resident Maintain Long Distance Relationship
In one of the greatest feel-good stories of the twenty-first century, Crothers resident Lori Scone and Slav resident Jack Holloway are managing what many have called “an almost-impossible”...
May 15th, 2011
Al-Qaeda Accuses SEALS of Screen-Looking, Rage Quit After Osama Kill
After the death of their best player, Osama bin Laden (gamertag: OsamaMama34), at the hands of a highly trained team of Navy SEALS, Al-Qaeda has made the rash decision to rage quit the War...
May 11th, 2011
The Double-Take: A Killer on the Rise
A recent study out of Stanford’s Psychology department has found that College Prowler’s new A+ rating of Stanford girls has been accompanied by a spike in the number of male students involved...
May 10th, 2011
Donald Trump Starts New Reality TV Show to Select a Running Mate
This summer, Presidential hopeful Donald Trump will begin his Presidential campaign by filming a TV show to pick a running mate for his 2012 candidacy. The show is expected to be called, The Running Mate....
April 27th, 2011
Dominos Launches Passover Specials
The Jewish community is abuzz with excitement over the announcement that Dominos will be serving Matzah Pizza for the duration of Passover. “I’m so stoked to order the 5-5-5 Matzah Pizza deal...
April 26th, 2011
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