Business
Apple Loses Corporate Headquarters in a Bar
Drug Mule Fired Over Resume Padding Allegations
Long time Black Eagle employee Abu Nayeem was let go yesterday amidst accusations that many critical aspects of his resume were falsified. His departure has sent surprised cartel managers searching for...
January 30th, 2011
Wave of Taco Bell Employees Apply to Stanford Knight Management School
In anticipation of the opening of the Knight School of Management this spring, a wave of Taco Bell employees arrived on campus this week. These workers said that they were looking for a step up in managing...
January 20th, 2011
Director David Fincher Sued By Best Friend Over Who Directed “The Social Network”
L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo
With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers at L’Oreal have resorted to extreme measures to tailor their shampoo to the eco-friendly. According...
January 14th, 2011
McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals
Hoping to build on the success of their “Happy Meal” product line, McDonald’s has introduced a new set of meals to appeal to a broader age range.
The main new meal from McDonald’s...
November 16th, 2010
Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19
Both the California chefs and potters unions declared support for Proposition 19, the statewide referendum to legalize the recreational use of marijuana in California. Famous TV Chef Emeril Lagasse, a...
October 31st, 2010
Target Introduces Real Life Shower Caddy
After years of unsuccessful experimentation, famed golfer and budding toiletry entrepreneur Arnold Palmer teamed up with Target and awed audiences worldwide with the introduction of his newest product,...
October 27th, 2010
“Microsoft Releases New ‘Dora the Internet Explorer Web’ Browser”
Earlier this week, in an attempt to regain internet browser market share, Microsoft unveiled its new Dora the Internet Explorer web browser.
The new browser includes a radically reworked graphical user...
October 10th, 2010
New Movement Seeks to End Sexual Discrimination in Seashell-Selling Industry
For as long as shelled crustaceans have inhabited Earth, a simple but powerful adage has reigned as unquestioned truth – “She sells seashells by the seashore.”
Recently, this popular expression...
October 3rd, 2010
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