Environment
Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment
For years, environmental scientists blamed anthropogenic CO2 emissions for destroying the environment. However, a recent study by researchers at Stanford University found that the environment is itself...
May 22nd, 2011
OPINION: Earth Day Perpetuates a Cycle of Planetary Discrimination
Every April 22, thousands come together to “celebrate the beauty of the planet we call home.” But while our precious “environmentalists” promote their ever so special “Earth Day,” they are...
May 12th, 2011
Jell-O Seismic Detection System Goes Into Effect
In light of the recent catastrophic earthquake and tsunami in Japan, Stanford’s Geophysics department has placed giant vats of Kraft Jell-O at various locations around campus. The initiative, spearheaded...
May 1st, 2011
United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan
After much international pressure, The United States apologized for their use of Tsunamis on Japan, causing many issues with radiation. The United States thought it was an appropriate retaliatory measure...
April 4th, 2011
Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason
Freshman Katie Swimmer took her parents to the Treehouse for lunch last weekend, but she couldn’t stop her parents from commenting on the potato forks they used to eat their meal.
“They just...
March 1st, 2011
Nation’s Hipsters Now Unsure How They Feel About Arcade Fire
In the wake of Arcade Fire’s “The Suburbs” winning album of the year at this year’s Grammys, the nation’s hipster community is reeling as it is forced to reevaluate its opinion of the...
February 20th, 2011
L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo
With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers at L’Oreal have resorted to extreme measures to tailor their shampoo to the eco-friendly. According...
January 14th, 2011
Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy
In an effort to remain a leader in environmental sustainability, Stanford has announced plans to capture and use University President John Hennessy’s raw sexual energy to meet the campus’s ever-growing...
November 28th, 2010
Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen
A few centuries ago, the sun decided to stop using Proactiv products on its surface because he “didn’t feel that they were really making any noticeable difference.”
For a while, the sun’s...
November 17th, 2010
US Military Unveils Environmentally Friendly Nukes
Earlier this week, Defense Department officials showcased a new “green” line of nuclear missiles.
“Contrary to popular belief, nuclear missiles are actually pretty destructive,” said Defense Secretary...
November 5th, 2010
The Flipside Daily Poll | POLL ARCHIVES
Today is Take Your Vitamins Day
See the rest of the Daily Days
-
Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
February 3, 2012 06:02
-
Poll Finds Ron Paul Leading Among People Who Oppose Voter Registration
February 2, 2012 06:02
-
Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
February 1, 2012 06:02
-
Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
January 31, 2012 06:01
-
Issue 104 Puzzles
January 30, 2012 12:01
Free Quotes from Movers in Your Area
Personalized, printed and custom promotional products: caps, pens, and shirts.
Give back to your community by making a boat donation to The Charity That Gives to Charities
PAST PUZZLES BY ISSUE NUMBER
37
36
38
35
39
40
41
42
34
33
32
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
19 24
23
22
21
20
18
17
16
43
15
14
13 12 11 10 09 08 07 06 44 05 04 03 02 01 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90
91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104