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Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
In a recent Flipside editorial meeting, the publication’s staff voted unanimously to resist changes to the university’s IHUM program, claiming it would eliminate the most convenient source of jokes...
February 3rd, 2012
Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters
After a record 37,000 applications were submitted to Stanford University this year, hipsters across the country have started indicating that they no longer find the school attractive. Almost an hour after...
January 23rd, 2012
Report: Stanford Student Too Busy To Breathe
Flomo Dining—Jeffrey Golin, a sophomore who lives in Cardenal this year, has been officially declared “too busy to breathe” by the Vaden Health Center, who conducted the study. The study,...
January 18th, 2012
Student Grabs Way More After-Dinner Mints Than Deemed Socially Acceptable After Eating at Nice Restaurant
Stanford sophomore Marcus Stevenson took considerably too many peppermint-flavored mints after a recent meal at an upscale Italian restaurant on University Avenue, which authorities have refused to identify.
Traumatized...
January 17th, 2012
Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users
If you follow technology news, it will come as no surprise to you that the popular Silicon Valley social network Facebook announced that that they have reached 7.5 billion users, and surpassed their main...
January 12th, 2012
Study Finds Liars Have Way More Sex
In a study released last week by the Stanford Psychology department, it was found that those who identify as compulsive liars were found to have way more sex than the average individual.
“This is actually...
January 8th, 2012
Flipside Horoscopes
Want to know how this new year is going to go before it happens? Here at the Flipside we’ve taken some effort to peer into your future for you:
Aries: Today is no different than any other day. Despite...
January 8th, 2012
Picking Up the Turkey Drop: Donate a Girlfriend to a CS Major!
STANFORD, CA – The Salvation Army has partnered up with the Haas Center for Public Service in the first annual Stanford Turkey Drop. In addition to celebrating the fact that a bunch of white people...
November 29th, 2011
God Explains Role of “Jersey Shore” in His Divine Plan
Last week in a meeting with a select group of high-ranking religious officials, God took the opportunity to assure his followers that the popular reality show “Jersey Shore” is, in fact, part of his...
November 28th, 2011
Existential Crisis Goes Unnoticed
It was something of a disappointment when, last Thursday, the world failed to take notice of freshman Anita Woolworth’s brief but earth-shaking existential crisis. Woolworth reports that she was sitting...
November 18th, 2011
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February 2, 2012 06:02
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Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
February 1, 2012 06:02
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Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
January 31, 2012 06:01
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