Opinion
Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”
By A SLAC Employee
This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries...
January 30th, 2012
Opinion: It’s Colder This Year Than Last Year
Dude, what the heck? It’s like, so much colder than it was last year. I know I say this every year, but this time it really seems like it’s a lot colder. Stanford usually is pretty balmy in the winter,...
December 9th, 2011
A Letter From Flipside Editor Barney Schmutz: I’ll Tell You What We’ll Do If We Find Your Name on that List
News has been flitting around the campus lately that the ASSU will be releasing the names of students who request a refund from Special Fees groups. Here at the Flipside, we are very excited to get the...
May 28th, 2011
OPINION: Earth Day Perpetuates a Cycle of Planetary Discrimination
Every April 22, thousands come together to “celebrate the beauty of the planet we call home.” But while our precious “environmentalists” promote their ever so special “Earth Day,” they are...
May 12th, 2011
Opinion: Thanks A Bunch, But I Already Fucking Knew That I Look Tired
I know I’m tired. I was there when I stayed up until 4:30 am finishing two problem sets. I was also there when the loud-ass construction trucks started their incessant beeping at 7 am. I can clearly...
May 5th, 2011
OPINION: Days of the Week Have Feelings Too
By Tuesday
It has recently come to my attention that for the past couple of centuries people have been referring to me as “fat”. In all honesty, this is pretty offensive. Okay, maybe I did eat a...
March 8th, 2011
Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate
This week, I received several e-mails promoting “V-Week” events—film screenings, panel discussions, Oprah praising sessions, etc. But while vaginas are certainly to be celebrated (believe me—I...
February 13th, 2011
How I Got Into Stanford
By A Mountain Lion
Hello. I’m a mountain lion. You may have heard about me recently. You see, last week I was the first mountain lion in my family to make it into college. Not just any college—the...
January 27th, 2011
Why Vampire Mothers Are Superior
A lot of people wonder how Vampire parents raise such stereotypically successful kids. They wonder what it’s like inside the family and whether they could do it too. Well, I can tell them because...
January 26th, 2011
Op-Ed: There Will Be Many More Bowl Games, But Only One First Day of Winter Quarter 2011
They say everybody does things they regret. That statement has never rang truer than it does now, now as I’m flying on the plane home from Miami, wondering what might have been. Sure, going to the...
January 7th, 2011
The Flipside Daily Poll | POLL ARCHIVES
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Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
February 3, 2012 06:02
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Poll Finds Ron Paul Leading Among People Who Oppose Voter Registration
February 2, 2012 06:02
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Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
February 1, 2012 06:02
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Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
January 31, 2012 06:01
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Issue 104 Puzzles
January 30, 2012 12:01
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