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Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
In a recent Flipside editorial meeting, the publication’s staff voted unanimously to resist changes to the university’s IHUM program, claiming it would eliminate the most convenient source of jokes...
February 3rd, 2012
Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
Cedro freshman Ralph Thomson, 19, was reportedly seen in lecture making an embarrassingly overt attempt to hide his erection in Making of the Modern World lecture the other day. Witnesses described the...
February 1st, 2012
Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
Alvin Peterson, a freshman who is enrolled in Econ 1A, has recently announced that he has discovered the solution to all of the country’s economic problems.
Having covered the first three chapters of...
January 31st, 2012
Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”
By A SLAC Employee
This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries...
January 30th, 2012
Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs
Friends and acquaintances of sophomore Will Bradley report that his latest idea for a start-up consists of a product that is functionally indistinguishable from Google Docs. The “revolutionary” product,...
January 30th, 2012
Dining Hall Puts Morgan Freeman on MLK Day Posters
Stanford, CA — In an embarrassing incident Monday, staff members at the Arillaga family dining hall accidentally displayed a poster depicting famous actor Morgan Freeman, mistakenly claiming he was Martin...
January 24th, 2012
Visiting Poet Laureate Shares Acrostic Masterpiece
Last Sunday evening, in front of a packed crowd at Memorial Auditorium, Poet Laureate Steven Hirshfeld recited his latest critically-acclaimed work: an acrostic poem entitled “STEVEN.” After...
January 23rd, 2012
Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters
After a record 37,000 applications were submitted to Stanford University this year, hipsters across the country have started indicating that they no longer find the school attractive. Almost an hour after...
January 23rd, 2012
Top Contender Enters 2012 NFL Draft
STANFORD—Following the path of Toby Gerhart and Andrew Luck, Stanford redshirt Pre-Freshman Adam Adler ’12 announced his decision to enter the 2012 NFL Draft.
“After a great deal of contemplation...
January 20th, 2012
Report: Stanford Student Too Busy To Breathe
Flomo Dining—Jeffrey Golin, a sophomore who lives in Cardenal this year, has been officially declared “too busy to breathe” by the Vaden Health Center, who conducted the study. The study,...
January 18th, 2012
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Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
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Poll Finds Ron Paul Leading Among People Who Oppose Voter Registration
February 2, 2012 06:02
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Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
February 1, 2012 06:02
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Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
January 31, 2012 06:01
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January 30, 2012 12:01
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