Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

By A SLAC Employee This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries...

January 30th, 2012

Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs

Friends and acquaintances of sophomore Will Bradley report that his latest idea for a start-up consists of a product that is functionally indistinguishable from Google Docs. The “revolutionary” product,...

January 30th, 2012

Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA

Last week Coasta Concordia, an Italian cruise ship carrying 4,200 passengers, ran aground and capsized off the coast of Giglio in the Mediterranean Sea. According to Francesco Schettino, the ship’s captain,...

January 26th, 2012

Wikipedia Suffered Huge Hangover After Blacking Out

After blacking out for an entire day on January 18th, Wikipedia reportedly had a huge headache and felt like it couldn’t eat anything, even though it knew it really should have. Wikipedia awoke on January...

January 23rd, 2012

Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users

If you follow technology news, it will come as no surprise to you that the popular Silicon Valley social network Facebook announced that that they have reached 7.5 billion users, and surpassed their main...

January 12th, 2012

iPad Users Nostalgic For Good Old Days of the Kindle

January 8th, 2012

Apple Introduces Telephone Service For iPad

December 4th, 2011

Gmail Self-Conscious about New Look, Grows Needy

Since Gmail got its new facelift, users have noticed its new clingy attitude. “Every time I log onto my email, Gmail asks me how it looks,” said faithful Googler Craig Perper. “Honestly…it’s...

December 3rd, 2011

IBM’s Watson Comes to Stanford For Game of Which One of You is a Computer?

CEMEX AUDITORIUM–In honor of Big Game, week, IBM brought their supercomputer Watson to take on teams from Stanford and Cal in a game of Which One of You is a Computer? A packed audience took their...

November 17th, 2011