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Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program

Flipside Staff Opposes Cuts to IHUM Program
In a recent Flipside editorial meeting, the publication’s staff voted unanimously to resist changes to the university’s IHUM program, claiming it would eliminate the most convenient source of jokes...
February 3rd, 2012

Poll Finds Ron Paul Leading Among People Who Oppose Voter Registration

Poll Finds Ron Paul Leading Among People Who Oppose Voter Registration
Findings from a recent Gallup Poll suggest that Republican Presidential Nominee Ron Paul is the clear leader among citizens who refuse to give their personal information to the government. The poll found...
February 2nd, 2012

Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy

Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy
Alvin Peterson, a freshman who is enrolled in Econ 1A, has recently announced that he has discovered the solution to all of the country’s economic problems. Having covered the first three chapters of...
January 31st, 2012

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January 30th, 2012

Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it...
January 30th, 2012

Jackass Forwards Widely

Jackass Forwards Widely
January 30th, 2012

Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”
By A SLAC Employee This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries...
January 30th, 2012

Three Girls Go To Hospital in Honor of Kappa Sig Finding Out They Get Their House Back

Three Girls Go To Hospital in Honor of Kappa Sig Finding Out They Get Their House Back
January 30th, 2012

Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs

Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs
Friends and acquaintances of sophomore Will Bradley report that his latest idea for a start-up consists of a product that is functionally indistinguishable from Google Docs. The “revolutionary” product,...
January 30th, 2012

Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA

Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA
Last week Coasta Concordia, an Italian cruise ship carrying 4,200 passengers, ran aground and capsized off the coast of Giglio in the Mediterranean Sea. According to Francesco Schettino, the ship’s captain,...
January 26th, 2012
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