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Issue 02 Puzzles

January 28th, 2010

State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages
By Vladimir Porterman SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to ban same-sex swing marriages. Preschool and elementary school children around the nation who have been swinging...
October 8th, 2008

Congress Rejects Bailout Plan For Inmate #36788

Congress Rejects Bailout Plan For Inmate #36788
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that critics around the nation are calling “preposterous”, Congress rejected a bailout plan for inmate number 36788 of the Arlington County Jail. Inmate number 36788 has...
October 8th, 2008

Debate Moderator Releases Pro-Obama Questions

Debate Moderator Releases Pro-Obama Questions
October 8th, 2008

Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty

Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty
October 8th, 2008

Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”

Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”
By Leonard Huffman I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato. The chow mein has just the...
October 8th, 2008
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