10 – The Holiday Issue
Issue 10 Puzzles
January 25th, 2010Santa Stops Giving Coal, “Goes Green”
Naughty children all over the world woke this past Christmas morning only to realize their usual lumps of coal were not under the tree. Instead, they found miniature toy solar panels, compact fluorescent...
January 20th, 2009
In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List
ASKS SANTA FOR $20 TRILLION, ENERGY SOLUTION, AND THE WII
WASHINGTON, D.C–In his last major act as President of the United States, George W. Bush has officially completed and signed into law the...
December 7th, 2008
Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause
By Stanley Waters
This year, the citizens of the United States will receive a special Christmas gift from the government. In light of recent economic difficulties and a general feeling of gloom across...
December 7th, 2008
Hanukkah Gelt Gains on Weak Dollar
If We Had Any Kwanzaa Jokes, We’d Put Them Here
Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil
Thanksgiving has come and gone, and, in the true American spirit, each and every potential customer is now completely inundated with holiday advertisements. And, what would the materialist’s month...
December 7th, 2008
White House To Be Painted Half Black
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December 5th, 2008
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