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19 – Robber Barons Collaboration Issue

Local Overachiever to Go Work at McKinsie and Co.

Local Overachiever to Go Work at McKinsie and Co.
March 5th, 2009

Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

A report released yesterday by USA Today revealed that Stanford, in the midst of the nation’s crisis, can no longer be considered “well-endowed.” Vice Provost for Undergraduate Education John Bravman...
March 1st, 2009

RCC Recommends That You Google It

RCC Recommends That You Google It
March 1st, 2009

Entrepreneur Excited to Start New Romantic Venture

Recent graduate and Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur Jason Pirloni claimed he was “extremely excited about the prospects” of a new romantic venture he was pursuing. The project, named Jessica...
March 1st, 2009

Housed Sororities Move to Tressider

Housed Sororities Move to Tressider
March 1st, 2009

TA Spends Another Valentine’s Day Office Hours Alone

With the next problem set not due until one week later, Math 51 Teaching Assistant Derek Mitchell spent his February 14th, 3:30 pm to 5 pm weekly office hours alone again in Room 380-U. “I didn’t expect...
March 1st, 2009

Tour Guide Really Likes Stanford

Visitors and prospective students visiting Stanford’s campus on February 27th reported that their tour guide, James Strogen ‘10, really seemed to like Stanford. “He only had positive things to say...
March 1st, 2009

High School Suck-Up Encounters Much Better Suck-Ups in College

Incoming freshman Ryan O’Connell, who considered himself an “outstanding” suck-up to authorities in high school, experienced a huge shock in his first week at Stanford when he found multiple people...
March 1st, 2009

Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining

Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining
March 1st, 2009

Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”

Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”
March 1st, 2009
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