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Student Engineers Perfect Cheat Sheet For ME101

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October 21st, 2009

Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case

Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case
Freshman overachiever Jessica Pan brought 14 pencils (4 Regular, 3 Mechanical, and 7 Colored) to her Math 51 Exam last Tuesday. “I wanted to be prepared for everything,” she said. “I...
October 19th, 2009

Student Wins Boothe Prize Three Days Before Paper Due

Student Wins Boothe Prize Three Days Before Paper Due


STANFORD, CA—Taking a cue from the Nobel Prize Committee, the Stanford Writing Center has modified the guidelines used to determine the winners of the Boothe Prize. Last week, the writing center...
October 19th, 2009

Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake
I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set looks nothing like anything I’ve seen before. For starters, they both seem to point the same way. Believe me, the left breast should point left and...
October 19th, 2009

Obama Gets Slimed

Obama Gets Slimed
October 19th, 2009

Desperate Frat Requires IDs To Leave

Desperate Frat Requires IDs To Leave
October 19th, 2009
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