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November 9th, 2009

Rap Industry Entering Academia

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November 9th, 2009

The Flipside Magazine: Daylight Savings Time; One Small Step for Time Travelers

The Flipside Magazine: Daylight Savings Time; One Small Step for Time Travelers
November 8th, 2009

After 30 Years, DNA Testing Frees Colonel Mustard

After 30 Years, DNA Testing Frees Colonel Mustard
BILLIARD ROOM–Colonel Mustard will walk free today after being wrongly imprisoned for thirty years, thanks to new DNA evidence. In 1979, Colonel Mustard was convicted of attacking Mrs. Peacock in...
November 8th, 2009

Stanford Unveils Rhetoric of FOX News For Winter Quarter

Stanford Unveils Rhetoric of FOX News For Winter Quarter
In an apparent move to cut costs, the Stanford PWR program has combined several first-year courses for the Winter Quarter.  Administrators realized Monday that they could merge the Rhetoric of Deception,...
November 8th, 2009

Students Fight For Universal Health Care — 3 Dead, 5 Injured, 2 Without Insurance

Students Fight For Universal Health Care — 3 Dead, 5 Injured, 2 Without Insurance
November 8th, 2009

Bloomberg Accomplishes Impossible — Uses Billions of Dollars to Defeat Unknown

Bloomberg Accomplishes Impossible — Uses Billions of Dollars to Defeat Unknown
November 8th, 2009

Self-Esteem Sought by Passive Voice

GRAMMAR, PENN.—For years, the passive voice has been berated, insulted, and abused by English teachers across the country. Though it has normally been viewed as a happy, self-confident grammatical structure...
November 8th, 2009

Overly Cautious Freshman Loses Key To Thirteenth U-Lock

Overly Cautious Freshman Loses Key To Thirteenth U-Lock
Sandra Perez, 18, of Rinconada was indicted yesterday on charges of leaving her bicycle unattended in the same space for twenty-eight days. Perez  had left one too many u-locks on her bicycle, and misplaced...
November 8th, 2009
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