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What Did We Do Over Break?
The Flipside Magazine: What Should We Call the 2000-2010 Decade?
Issue 42 Puzzles
January 10th, 2010Gerhart Revealed as Avatar from Advanced Alien Race
STANFORD, CA—Scandal has rocked the Stanford football universe after Toby Gerhart revealed himself as an avatar for an advanced alien race. As an avatar, Gerhart possesses a mixture of human...
January 10th, 2010
‘Avatar’ Graphics Deemed Superior To Those of Reality
Upon emerging from the 7:30 pm 3D showing of James Cameron’s “Avatar,” Palo Alto resident Dwayne Schmitt stared up at the night sky with a somewhat disappointed expression. “Where’s...
January 10th, 2010
TSA Travel Update
Important notice to all travelers in the United States: In light of the recent terrorist attack, The TSA has made several important changes to make air travel much more difficult for everyone and therefore,...
January 10th, 2010
Report: Terrorist Abdulmutallab “Was Never Good at Chemistry”
Weeks after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab failed to ignite an explosive on Northwest Airlines Flight 253, Abdulmutallab’s high school chemistry teacher, Akeju Khaled, reported that the terrorist...
January 10th, 2010
Dubai Builds World’s Tallest Skyscraper to Compensate For Something
TSA Institutes Colonoscopy Screening; Security Literally a Pain in the Ass
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